Stories set in our world, or worlds adjacent to our own.
In a town beset on all sides by arcane bureaucracy, sentient machines, maniacal PTAs, malevolent garden flora, and the occasional cosmic horror, the real scariest thing remains as always… reality TV.
This is the story of an ordinary child and their (ghost, stuntman) best friend, as they explore a spooky cave and find something a lot more valuable than any treasure… Continue reading →
The target: Priceless artifacts, pulled from the surreal dreamscapes that live inside the world’s greatest paintings. The crew: An elite group of magical thieves trained in passing through the rift. The problem: Someone betrayed the group, and now everyone needs to get home safe. Continue reading →
ONE NIGHT ONLY: THE NIAGARA FALLS CONNECTION (THE AMERICAN BIGFOOT & LE DINDE) VS. FALCON CRENSHAW & REX POWERSTONE FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
This is the story of a relationship that, unfortunately, went the way of the VHS tape. It starts out in a small video store in Shermer, IL. It ends in a Blockbuster Video. Continue reading →
A storm is coming to Edgewood. People are going to be hurt, and Edgewood Pharma is going to hurt a lot more people through its inaction and greed. It’s going to take a little magic to make it right. Luckily, there’s a family who specializes in that kind of thing.
Could you imagine… A WORLD WITHOUT PODCASTS!? Continue reading →
Somebody owes The Death Clown Pain-liacci money. And that’s a bad spot to be in. Because when you owe The Death Clown Pain-liacci money… there’s not a damn place in Slamchester you can hide, or any number of goons you can hire that will keep you safe. Continue reading →
There are… forces in the cosmos. Larger than we can comprehend. More terrifying than we can imagine. And they’re creeping at the edges, looking for a way in. Are you going to be the person who opens the door? Continue reading →
Next up on the docket: C. Studson vs. M. Price for the crime of… this can’t be serious, you expect me to read “Gnome Assassination” with a straight face? What happened to the legal system in this country. Continue reading →