Jokes, bits, goofs, yuck-yucks, you get the idea.
In a world with no name, with no history, ruled over by all-powerful wizards so consumed by power and divorced from reality that their every action splinters reality into further disrepair. ordinary people are forced to make their own destinies… as PITCRAWLERS. Continue reading →
Next up on the docket: C. Studson vs. M. Price for the crime of… this can’t be serious, you expect me to read “Gnome Assassination” with a straight face? What happened to the legal system in this country. Continue reading →
Once upon a time, the world was cruel, and there was a witch who knew it well. And so, she sold her heart away and built a house in the woods where the world could never find her.
At first she would let no one into her fortress. But in the long march of days, a strange thing happened: in her own cold and spiteful way, the witch made a friend… and then another… and then several more, until her house was teeming with colorful faces and complicated lives.
The house would come to be known as Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast, and it would last for a very long time. Continue reading →
It’s a big universe out there. You pass through it… something is bound to change you sooner or later. Continue reading →
HOME APPLIANCES, HO! There be treasure waiting in the suburbs, and we raccoons are the only ones brave enough to seize it! Once more into the Dumpster Fire, let us hop aboard our junkyard airship and TAKE TO THE SKIES!
Sometimes when you move into a house you find something unexpected. In my friend Alex’s case, it was the printed out rules of a My Little Pony RPG. This is the story of when we played that game.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Continue reading →
THIS YEAR ON THE PARTY OF ONE CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR: Santa and Krampus are about to have a very bad Christmas Eve when they look in the mirror and realize… they’ve swapped bodies! Continue reading →
Castle Dracula looms in the sky, a terrifying omen that signals one thing and one thing alone… THE SICKEST HOUSE PARTY LIMINAL HIGH HAS EVER SEEN, THIS FRIDAY NIGHT! Continue reading →
Maple Syrup Princess in, “Princesses vs. Boss Rat: The Fight for PrincessFest!” Continue reading →
There is life after the apocalypse. And somehow, even more shockingly… sometimes there is life after that.
Life finds a way, after all. Continue reading →